Ben Quayle, candidate for the House of Representatives in AZ-3, is former Vice President Dan Quayle’s Son and some people say he is pretending to have kids in two of his new campaign mailers. Maybe he just showing off his babysitting skills (the kids are allegedly children of a staff member). Either way, it’s ridiculous a guy who is recently married and without a child doesn’t feel he can just run as a married guy without kids yet, but that’s part of the hackneyed right wing view of what a politician should be and conservatives have fully embraced it. Which I guess is what led Quayle to use this faux-family picture in an official campaign mailer.

Ben Quayle: he won’t feed your kids too much ice cream.