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“Pop! Pop!”
StandardA fan of the show Community? go read this: “Pop! Pop!” The Story Behind Community’s One-Man Party: Magnitude | The High Definite.
Blu-Ray behind expected growth
StandardBlu-Ray hasn’t sold as much as expected.
There wasn’t enough of a qualitative difference between the picture offered by an upconverted DVD and that of a Blu-ray disc. Sure, analysts and reviewers can tell the difference (most of the time), but it isn’t a significant enough difference to make viewers sit up and take notice. It wasn’t like the jump from VCRs to DVD players or from giant tube TVs to flat screens.
OnDemand/PPV/Streaming/Downloadable movies on Widescreen HD displays. That’s why.
Favorite Noise: “The Human Beatbox Specialist Ason Unique”
StandardThe video below is a gem for any hip-hop head:
Anyway, here is a rare (I triple dog dare someone to say they have this footage too), raw, and early look at the founding members of Wu-Tang, who were on Rhythm & Soulpromoting GZA’s Words from the Genius album.
via EgoTrip by way of 2dopeboyz.
And of course, the Wu as the world now knows them:
New Favorite Noise: Lonely Island “We’re Back!” [NSFW]
Standard1. If the Grammys, AMAs, The Source Awards, Soul Train Awards or BET Awards had a category for “Best Hype Person Performance” in 2011 this would win.
2. Is it me or is Lonely Island the only reliably funny part of SNL these days?
Regardless of all that, they’re back. Lonely Island, new album “Turtleneck & Chain”, May 10th.
Lewis Black a Birther Booster: “Trump 2012”
StandardA classic “Back in Black”: “What this country needs is a crazy third world dictator and Donald Trump has what it takes to be that!”
SIDENOTE: I just realized that Correspondent interviewing Trump is Ashleigh Banfield (who was pushed out of MSNBC/NBC News for being brave enough to critique coverage of the Iraq war). Apparently Banfield is ABC News’ go to specialist for calmly interviewing celebs that don’t have a filter. First Sheen, now Trump.
Sheen and TV Money
StandardTNC posts about the latest Charlie Sheen blowup and I think he gets it wrong regarding money and Charlie Sheen.
I will not claim causation, but I will say that there is a strong and avid correlation between bigotry and stupid. Two And A Half Men is the show that no one I know watches–which is to say a hell of a lot of people. It guaranteed, for Sheen, a perpetual payday on a major network. Sheen is known for his racist rants, but even getting coked-up and randomly shouting “nigger!” in a high-end restaurant wasn’t enough to jeopardize his career. So I guess he had to take it up a notch.
It’s amazing how little money and fame change people. You are who you are and money only multiplies it. Cash will only make you smarter, if you were interested in being smarter in the first place. I give it five years before we see this dude mud-wrestling with NeNe on Celebrity Weight-Loss Challenge.
via Especially the Blacks and the Jews – Culture – The Atlantic
It’s not really that amazing. What was Sheen being paid for?
Through “Two and a Half Men”, CBS, Warner Bros. and Creator Chuck Lorre rewarded Sheen for his off set behavior from the show’s inception. The character he plays, a sexist, drug abusing, carousing, alcoholic, prostitute hiring ne’er do well bachelor was “built around” Sheen. Around, because Sheen, unlike his character, also was accused of domestic abuse (physical and verbal) by girlfriends, ex-wives and porn actress/escorts.
After the all types of incidents, an unhealthy Sheen prone to sexist and racist rants, was given a healthy raise. What about that says: stop doing what you are doing, it’s screwing up your life? CBS and Lorre were happy to have a train wreck inside their studios as long as they could syndicate a milquetoast version of the carnage.
The folks at CBS and Warner Bros. aren’t the only ones who, until recently, had no problem with Charlie Sheen being Charlie Sheen. Because of millions of viewers every week, “Two and a Half Men” was a top show on prime time TV and is the top rated show in syndication. This guarantees Sheen a payday through 2021. I don’t even think this includes international broadcasting where in some countries, the show is named what translates to “My Uncle Charlie” or “My Cool Uncle Charlie”. People watch it, even if none of them knows Coates. It’s not just the viewing public either, talent and staff associated with the show have been nominated and won awards sponsored by their fans, peers and critics for work in front of and behind the camera.
Lorre, CBS and Warner Bros. reacted to Sheen’s personal and professional attacks against them, but they accommodated Sheen’s often illegal behavior elsewhere. Lorre’s petty and childish use of his trademark vanity cards to belittle Sheen make him seem like someone who naively expected to enjoy Charlie Harper without ever suffering Charlie Sheen.
Dinner, Wine & a Puff Piece for Dessert
StandardTNC is sick of the celebrity profile that begins with a super-fit beautiful actress eating a nice big meal perfect for a “Real Murkin”:
On the journalism of this, first. The scene where the reporter and star eat together should be banished from all of magazines. I’m sure I’ve done it before, and it’s not wrong if it serves some higher purpose, or if something interesting truly get says. But usually the point is to prove the star’s accessibility, that they’re–in fact–just like you. Which they are not.
via I’ll Just Have a Salad – Ta-Nehisi Coates – Culture – The Atlantic.
The point for the star’s PR team is to prove “their accessibility”. I would guess the point for some journalists could be the perk of text-ing their closest friends: “I am eating brunch with the sexiest woman alive!” or they could have shown up at the interview and the actress requested they start the interview over a meal. The point for the actress may be that she has an eating disorder or image issues she wants to mask or she actually does want to bust a grub. Either way, I am not going to say what the point “usually” is, because I haven’t been around enough A-List actresses to even take a guess.
Backup Systems
StandardThe The Map Room links to an article about tourists that have died in Death Valley of disaster bourne of the absence appropriate supplies, knowledge and preparation exacerbated by faith in the accuracy of their GPS directions. One woman in the Sac Bee article brought her 6 year old son to the aptly named desert where temperatures hit 120 degrees.
No disaster makes that point more tragically than the disappearance of four German tourists – two adults and two boys, ages 3 and 10 – whose rental van became stuck on a remote road in Death Valley during an intense heat wave in July 1996 and who were never heard from again.
Their fate remained a mystery until November 2009, when Tom Mahood, a retired engineer and search-and-rescue volunteer, and a colleague, Les Walker, discovered human bones, the woman’s wallet and other items in an isolated corner of the park near Butte Valley.
via ‘Death by GPS’ in desert – Sacramento News – Local and Breaking Sacramento News | Sacramento Bee
Regardless of preparation, children don’t belong on a long excursion into extreme wilderness. If consequences of a mistake are life and death, it is important to have redundant systems. The words “There’s supposed to be…” are of no comfort while you watch your loved ones slowly die around you and realize you are witnessing “the worst that could happen”.
Teena Marie (March 5, 1956 – December 26, 2010)
StandardA book about places you won’t go
StandardJonathan Crowe’s Map Room flags a book about tiny islands.
Judith Schalansky’s Atlas of Remote Islands is generating a lot of buzz — if nothing else, reviews keep turning up in my Google alerts. Subtitled Fifty Islands I Have Never Set Foot on and Never Will, the short book pairs hand-illustrated maps of the islands with short essays about them by Schalansky that from the reviews sound, shall we say, bigger than reality.
“Ain’t no Santa Claus Ya’ll”
StandardOne thing everyone should know: Snoop Dogg can smoke, drink and pimp anywhere. He will just become more beloved American icon. Everyone’s favorite gangsta rapper has a few Christmas albums under his belt and judging by the sweater in the picture below, they won’t be his last. Don’t be surprised if your doorbell rings on December 24th and carolers open with “Christmas in the Hood”.
Christmas in the Dogghouse anchored by the Snoop Dogg song carol”A Pimp’s Christmas” . The most socially important song is “When was Jesus Born”, where the listener is informed “ain’t no Santa Claus ya’ll” (video below):
Not enough Snoop Dogg for your yuletide carols? Don’t despair: Landy & Egg Nog (A DPG Christmas) hosted by Dj Whoo Kid and Snoop Dogg (download here) is all you would expect from Christmas in the Dogghouse and more. (btw Landy is Snoop Dogg’s Cognac brand.)
Silent Night, no more. (Also, I am sure he is smoking mistletoe. or holly. or the medical stuff).
Fascinating People
StandardIn her official capacity to tell commoners which people were the most fascinating in the last calendar year, Barbara Walters released a commercial letting us know that Betty White made the list. In the ad, Walters asks White “at 88 and three quarters… does one still have sex?” I just found my self thinking: shouldn’t you know?
USB Glory Holes
StandardPlease don’t do this. Even with USB drives not stuck in a wall. Just don’t do it.
Across New York, there are USB drives embedded in walls, buildings and curbs. The idea is to create an anonymous, offline file-sharing network in public space. The drives are completely public and anyone can plug in to drop and download files.
I hate this art project.
Holy Branding Batman
StandardVideo by Rodrigo Rojas, courtesy Flowing Data
Hello, McFly? Seriously, where is the real McFly?
StandardFavorite Noise: Gorillaz play 45m set after Letterman Appearance
StandardNew Favorite Noise: Kanye West Runaway ft Pusha T and Power (live on SNL)
StandardNew Favorite Noise: Bangs – Meet Me on Facebook
StandardKristen Schaal on Letterman
StandardSeeing it: Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”
StandardOriginally a trailer in the film “Grindhouse” and re-Released to flip the bird on Cinco de Mayo to Arizona’s legislature and governor for their new anti-immigration law, the full length feature film Machete will be released September 3, 2010.