“A bigger stadium than ol’ Danny Snyder or Bobby Kraft ain’t ‘nough! I want a ridonkulous big scoreboard. You heard me buddy boy?! Ree-god-dang donk-u-lous!” – Jerry Jones

Okay, I have no proof Jerry Jones said that when approving this monstrosity of a scoreboard, but I am an Eagles fan. So he said it. Just like that.