Damn homey. Tiger…is…just…loose. “this is Tiger” on a voicemail? Jeez Eldrick… Break ya’self.

Voicemails and Sexts are no married man’s best friend.

I can’t help but wonder if Elin went all Michael Richards on him. (Am I wrong for that?)

A golden rule for athletes, entertainers: don’t get married until you turn 40 or go get Kobe’s jeweler’s contact information.