So your wife owns a horse that’s in the Olympics. Do you care? Not if your Mitt Romney:

“I have to tell you. This is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not be watching the event. I hope her horse does well,” he said.

source: Anglo-Saxon quote overshadows start of Romney tour | Reuters.

See, he should have said it all down homey like:

Listen here Brian Williams: She’s got some animal prancing around, that’s all I know. I tune out when I hear talk about prancing. Then I tell ‘er: ‘Horses are for Ranchin’, Ford Mustangs and Chevy Camaros, not for dancing around London’. Oh yea and “Low taxes for the rich!”