Because Rio De Janeiro is so much Safer than Chicago

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See, that Chicago crime stuff? Small time to Rio thugs.

Yes the IOC has their work cut out for them. Much like the FIFA world cup being in the Republic of South Africa, it isn’t the country best suited to host a games that gets the bid. The international bodies actually do care about promoting athletics around the world:

The goal of the Olympic Movement is to contribute to building a peaceful and better world by educating youth through sport practised without discrimination or any kind, in a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play.