Hide Your Wife! Hide Your Kids! Rand Paul’s kidnappin’ everybody?


Is Rand Paul a co-ed kidnapper? Does he forcibly drug his victims after he kidnaps them? Was he involved in a drug fueled crime spree? Paul calls the charges “Reefer Madness” in this Fox News interview…(Video courtesy Think Progress)

It’s not slander because I ended every sentence with a question mark! (Writing headlines about stupid sh*t like this can’t be that enjoyable for cable news producers, can it?)

The real answer is: who cares. Paul is an awful candidate for all types of substantive reasons. In having to answer these questions about his young adulthood, Paul is only suffering from the unnatural confines of the sanctimonious public persona that is required to be a GOP candidate.