#TeaPartyInTiberias: “Free ball so hard the FBI wanna fine me! First Cantor gotta find me!”


“Free ball so hard the FBI wanna fine me! First Cantor gotta find me!

What’s the Sea of Galilee to the Tea Party? Can you please remind me?”

Let’s play Jeopardy. The category? #TeaPartyInTiberias!

A: Tea Party Congressional Caucus Republicans on a trip led by Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor to Israel

Q: What do you call 30 or so male congressional colleagues who skinny dip with staffers after dinner in biblical holy waters while on an official trip sponsored by AIPAC?

The FBI has investigated GOP freshman lawmakers who took a booze-fueled late-night swim in the Sea of Galilee — one of them completely in the buff.
The website Politico named six Republican congressmen, including Staten Island Rep. Michael Grimm, who participated in the Holy Land shenanigans. But the website said up to 20 lawmakers and senior aides were in on the hijinks.

But Rep. Kevin Yoder (R-Kan.) admitted that he took off all his clothes and dived into the sea that the Bible says Jesus walked on.
The incident took place on Aug. 18, 2011, during a fact-finding mission to Israel headed by House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.).

Also, leave to House Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor to be redundant and behind the curve:

Politico reported that Rep. Steve Southerland of Florida and his 19-year-old daughter also took part in the late-night dip in the holy waters. Also named was upstate Rep. Tom Reed as taking part in the swim.
The incident left Cantor livid and prompted him to give his colleagues a dressing-down

Silly Majority Leader Cantor, they were already dressed down, dummy! You’re all wet! Er, rather, they were all wet with these folks:

Rep. Steve Southerland (R-Fla.) and his daughter; Rep. Tom Reed (R-N.Y.) and his wife; Reps. Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.), Jeff Denham (R-Calif.) and Michael Grimm (R-N.Y)

Is this how Ben Quayle unwinds after working so hard to “knock the hell out of Washington” (whoever that is)?Also, Remember the big deal with Jon Favreau?. Favreau was on his spare time when he was kicking it without a shirt and it was representative of the Obama White House’s “amateurism”. These idiots were on an official trip in Israel and decided to treat a holy site like the hot tub at a Sandals Resort.

Well we know this: Tampa, get ready! 30 wild and crazy guys and 10 of thousands of their closest friends are on their way!