Buzz Tweets

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Buzz Bissinger, Pulitzer Prize winner, tweets.

I am an angry man, which is one of the reasons I have resumed therapy and take four different pharmaceuticals. I wake up angry, stay angry during the day except to my dog and children, and go to bed angry at night. Most of my anger amounted to a running dialogue of abuse and self-abuse while working alone at home. But with Twitter, I now had an outlet. I used profanity, because that’s the way I talk, the perfect sentence being one in which the f-bomb appears as adverb, verb, adjective, and noun, as in, “You kind sir, go fuckly fuck yourself, you fuck of a fuckhead.” I also began to routinely apply the term “douche juice” to those I felt were sub-troglodytes. It has become my tweeting imprimatur and many Twitterites congratulated me on coining the phrase. I did not. But fuck it. The person I appropriated it from had even fewer followers than I did, implying of course a very empty and unsuccessful life.

via Twidiot | The New Republic.

Personally I am glad Bissinger has evolved a good deal from seeing blogging/new media like this…

To understanding blogging/micro-blogging like this

@TheYankeeU Stop being weener dickiedo. Say something or Twitter off. How I tweet has nothing to do with the way I write. I am 24/7 angry.

via Twitter / buzzbissinger: @TheYankeeU Stop being wee ….

Follow Bissinger. He skewers his latest co-author Lebron James and Peggy Noonan alike. His twitter rants > tv panel rants.

Favorite Noise: The Vapors by Biz Markie

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“DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO SEE PEOPLE UP ON IT!” Full props to Mo’Nique for shouting out the mainstream hit “Just a Friend” and letting Biz tell the back story behind it (never new Elton John and The Beastie Boys inspired that track). But I’m loving how Mo’Nique was reppin’ the true school Juice Crew hit “The Vapors” first! (Footage courtesy Urban Daily)

All I know is “The Vapors” is still on of my favorite songs of all time. The message is still applicable today. I straight fell out when Mo’Nique started talking about Biz killing her in the studio when they were recording “Snaps”. And yes, Biz Markie is a damn good party DJ.

“Ni&&a, please! you work for UPS!” Oh man, still kills me every time.

Jay-Z pushed by DMX to step up his live performance game

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Jay-Z in Manchester photo credit: mikebarry

Jay-Z is set to headline Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival in Indio. It’s a big deal because it’s the first time a hip-hop artist is the headlining act for the entire festival. From the LA Times profile of Jay the showman:

“All my early years? Forget it. I was a horrible performer,” Jay said, admitting he learned it the hard way from DMX during a co-headlining tour in 1998. “DMX tore me to pieces. I remember being stunned.”

“He had me really working. But I had to figure this out,” the rapper continued. “If you want to be a headliner, you better put on a headline show.”

via DMX Inspired Jigga To Be A Better Performer | The Urban Daily.

I can attest to that. I saw Jay-Z live in Millersville University in Lancaster, PA, opening for KRS-One in 1997. Jay-Z was pumping the criminally overlooked Reasonable Doubt and In My Lifetime Volume 1. KRS was pumping the soon to be released hip-hop hit “Step into a World” from his album I Got Next.

Jay-Z’s performance stunk. I loved his music but he was an absolutely atrocious performer. Surprisingly bad. He was cool to the level of disinterested and relaxed to the point of seeming unpracticed. He seemed tiny in that small University gym. Then KRS-One came on and blew us out of the water.

By the time I saw Jay-Z live again, it was Live 8 in Philadelphia in 2005, the crowd was much larger, and he was a much better performer. He performed his hits as mash-ups with Linkin Park starting with “Public Service Anouncement” (“allow me to re-introduce myself my name is….”) peaking with “Big Pimpin” with what seemed like everyone present on the Ben Franklin Parkway backing him on vocals. He emceed instead of rapping. Huge change in quality. He’s grown immensely as a live performer which is a credit to his work ethic.

Grub: Texas Weiners

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Village Voice sent a scout to Philadelphia to grab grub in and around the city. Lesser known than Scrapple, but much more amenable to non-Pa/South Jersey palettes: Texas Weiners.

On the way to the Reading Terminal Market, I stumbled on a distinguished hot dog diner a block away, specializing in what are known around these parts and in parts of New Jersey as “Texas weiners.” These are grilled franks topped with mustard, raw onions, and what is often identified as chili. Most examples are really derivatives of a meat sauce developed by Greek hot dog vendors, and named chili only after chili-con-carne became a food fad at the Columbia Exposition. Actually, the chili now being served at A.P.J. Texas Weiner Restaurant really is a species of chili-con-carne and thus has no beans. The awning notes that the restaurant–which is also a full service lunch counter–was founded in 1920.

via Snapper Soup, Texas Weiners, and Cheesesteaks: Things I Ate in Philadelphia This Weekend – New York Restaurants and Dining – Fork in the Road.

I mess with S&N Texas Wiener (yes the i & e are reversed) in Mantua (aka the Bottom) up on 3963 Lancaster Ave. after a college friend took me there. They all seem to be little dives with greasy food, but its “bad for you good food”.

Cameron: ‘Watching Avatar on an iPhone is dumb’

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Cameron: iPad not good enough for Avatar

Creative Commons License photo credit: photog2009

Well, the thing Cameron should realize is that on every train, plane and back seats of automobiles people watch movies on multimedia devices with screens of 20″ or less. Portable multimedia is here to stay and it increases the amount of time customers can enjoy movies. More people are likely to watch movies because of portable media players.

Director James Cameron has been speaking about the upcoming April Blu-ray release of Avatar, where he explained his dislike of watching movies on a small screen.

At the Avatar Blu-ray press conference, he announced that the best way to watch the movie was in 3D, despite the film not being available on the Blu-ray 3D format until November.

He doesn’t, however, recommend watching the movie on the Apple iPhone.

“I don’t feel that I’m making movies for iPhones,” he explained. “If someone wants to watch it on an iPhone, I’m not going to stop them, especially if they’re paying for it, but I don’t recommend it.

“I think it’s dumb, when you have characters that are so small in the frame that they’re not visible.”

And it’s not only phones he has problems with, but laptops too.

“To me, there’s a limit that you wouldn’t want to go below,” Cameron noted.

“I don’t know. I’ve never watched Avatar on a laptop. I guess it probably works, but I don’t recommend it.

via James Cameron: ‘Watching Avatar on an iPhone is dumb’ | News | TechRadar UK.

To call watching movies on portable devices ‘dumb’ sounds like Cameron, who ironically advanced movie effects with one movie, still desires to the old way of doing business for the Hollywood studios. He should learn from the music labels: embrace new technology. You can either ride the tide or drown in it.

New Tron?

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Scored by Daft Punk!?!!? See you in line.

Hype for it. Don’t care what you say. Respect to illRoots.com. I would also be hype if this Tron was the subject of a feature length film.

Stepping and Idiocy

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Behold the fiasco that arose from sore losers and cry babies at the Sprite Step Off.

Four black judges and an Albanian — Chilli of the group TLC, R&B singer Monica and choreographers Devyne Stephens, Zack Lee and Aris Golemi — awarded the crown to ZTA, the lone white participant.

“Let me reiterate, this is from the judges’ scores,” Ludacris told the nearly all-black crowd inside Atlanta’s Civic Center. “They tallied the judges’ scores up. They double-checked the judges’ scores. So you need to understand that the first-place winner is … Zetas.”

The crowd booed lustily and disgustingly.

Members of Delta Sigma Theta walked off the stage.

In the aftermath, bigots put on the KKK hoods of the new millennium — Internet anonymity — and flooded message boards and YouTube with ridiculous postings about “cultural robbery,” the inferiority of ZTA’s performance and conspiratorial rants.

Last Thursday, Coca-Cola/Sprite buckled — and/or enhanced MTV2’s “Sprite Step Off” TV show — elevating the second-place finisher, Indiana University’s Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority, to co-champion.

“Due to the extremely narrow margin between the first- and second-place winning sororities, we conducted a further post-competition review and discovered a scoring discrepancy,” Coca-Cola said in a statement. “There is no conclusive interpretation, nor definitive resolution for the discrepancy.”

via White sorority’s contest win a step away from equality – KansasCity.com.

  • For one, the chapter of Deltas that walked off shouldn’t be invited to step anywhere. They should be ashamed of their poor sportsmanship. Sour grapes ladies? Keep walking out in life.
  • Two, it’s stepping. Its just a specific kind of stomp/chant/skit competition for gods sakes. It wasn’t like the head of the illuminati the chief knights templar and the man got together and said: well Barack, you and McCain are gonna be co-presidents.
  • Three, its disgusting to see members of historically black fraternities and sororities excercise exactly the same type of bigotry that led the founders of our organizations to create their own fraternal organizations. The “cultural robbery” was of a sense of equity that may not be present in all walks of life, to all classes of people, but can at least be expected in a collegiate competition. Everyone thought they could win the cash if they showed up and won. That’s all these teams were due, a chance to compete.
  • Four, the ZTA’s rocked that ish and deserve it. The judges were impartial and the rules were agreed to. Ludacris and Chilli are not in cahoots with the ZTAs people. I doubt the ZTAs were hopped up with HGH. Damn. If you lose, next time come harder. Congratulate the winners and realize you lost because you didn’t come hard enough.
  • Five, fuck Coca Cola, Sprite and MTV for bitching up. The author of this article I cited above is exactly right: these idiots in the crowd are just like the Tea Partiers. Screaming and crying about a step show so loud that some punk VP of type II diabetes diversity jumped in fear of bad press and decided to rob the ZTA’s of their victory. If a Coke plant was spewing waste into the drinking water around East Atlanta, Coca Cola would lawyer up and flip all of these people the bird.
  • Six, stepping is not in any of our fraternity or sorority’s fundamental goals. Its purely an extracurricular, allegedly fun activity inter-mural activity. You go to the show, crack jokes enjoy the good performances, clown the bad performances and enjoy the company of your classmates, fellow collegians, alumni and general public. A step show is no bridge to black prosperity. It should be a bridge to general enjoyment. I watched on episode of this competition and I was disappointed because it seemed to present the students who stepped as students who only stepped. I am more upset they didn’t reflect any of the service or academic endeavors of these undergraduates.
  • Seven, the only time I got even close to upset at a step show was when my fraternity’s representatives sucked. And I would take it out on the steppers I knew with some jokes and a threat of even worse ridicule the next time they show up literally half-steppin’. Sorry, it just ain’t that serious.

This whole fiasco seems like an ugly knee jerk outpouring of useless black victim-hood coupled with a corporation’s urban marketing department seeing it prudent to throw angry losers a bone to try and shut them up.

Sometimes, you just lose, and its just that. In cases like these, looking for a boogey-man that specializes in fixing step shows for young white girls says more about the fun house mirror view of reality possessed by the self flagellating victim than it does about any person they may accuse of bigotry or (gasp) step show fixing.

I don’t even know where to end, so I just will. Shameful.

*Disclaimer: I am a brother of Kappa Alpha Psi, by way of the Delta Eta Chapter here in Philadelphia. Its one of the predominately black fraternities and sororities known as the divine 9 that were founded at various universities during the 1900s and 1910s.

Favorite Noise: “The DJ’s name is Premier, and I’m the Guru”

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Keith “Guru” Elam aka “Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal”, 1/2 of the Hip-Hop duo Gang Starr suffered a major heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. According to the twitter account of of the other half of Gang Starr, DJ Premier, Guru underwent surgery while in a medically induced coma and is now in recovery. No updates after that.

Guru’s strong suit to hear him tell it, it is his voice, but he is also an artist whose raps were purposeful monologues.

I listened to brand new hip-hop classics by Gang Starr from elementary school until after college. Every album they dropped had hip-hop classics on it. Their albums are classics. Daily Operation is my favorite, with Step In The Arena and Moment of Truth tied for a close second.

Not to mention the Jazzmatazz series Guru released with the help of collaborators from the genres of Jazz, Hip-hop and R&B. Although the 1st in the Jazzmatazz series was the best, they all had some gems. I still bump “No Time to Play Featuring DC Lee and Ronny Jordan” every summer. It’s definitely barbecue approved (family friendly, but not corny, upbeat..you know).

I think the thing I appreciate the most about Gang Starr’s music is Guru’s damn near conversational delivery and DJ Premier’s ability to create beats that allows an MC rap to their strengths.

They “broke up” or stopped making music around 2004 or 2005. Here’s to a full recovery.