“Our” most valued public intellectuals

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Niall Ferguson will still be a respected columnist for The Daily Beast/Newsweek despite publishing a featured article without empirically supporting his thesis or telling the truth. Fareed Zakaria‘s plagiarism has been relegated to his HR file as he has been reinstated after TIME and CNN found it wasn’t that bad even though he also has a one size fits all commencement speech. Both of them will be featured speakers at some conference, like Davos, Aspen Ideas Festival or some other resort party because in despite of their actual work, they are both “one of our” most valued public intellectuals.

Public intellectuals meaning Ferguson, Zakaria and other world renowned academics who have a successful media strategy, demand the highest fees from their speakers bureaus and attempt to launder stolen material or build arguments back from their own personal biases, re-use their own work without attribution while cultivating a reputation of having an important brain. Though they have repeatedly failed when it comes to rigor, they have succeeded when it comes to wooing the “Our”. “Our” is not the citizens of the world “our”. “Our” is the salon organizers, idea cruise planners, conference sponsors and chairmen who decide whose words are interesting enough to hear. Invites from “Our” are sent to these public intellectuals so that they can be conference keynote speaker and to be invited over to the house for dinner and cocktails . These same “Our” use these “valued intellectuals” as shields of culpability: well one of our leading intellectuals agreed with me, so who could-a known?

So even when Krugman is shrill because he is upset George W. Bush lied us into an Iraq War with the aid of a delinquent congress, Bob Herbert is boring because he talks so much about poor people with indignant tone, you must remember: Fareed Zakaria is modest and correct when he basically says he is doing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s job already and Niall Ferguson is a delightful “swashbuckling” thinker that believes such provocative things like: colonialism and proxy wars are the best is worth like 75K per speech.

Even though Zakaria has resigned from Yale, Ferguson’s continued tenure is good for Harvard students: if you sit in one of Ferguson’s lectures, you’ve gotten more than your money’s worth for the year.

 

NBA rookies no-sex symposium

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The NBA had an ex football player, turned christianity based motivational Tony Gaskins come in and talk to rookies about not having sexy time unless you are married (preferably to your high school sweetheart or 1st girlfriend) forevaaarrr:

Young Sun Kendall Marshall said “I’m turnin my playa card in.”

Blazer top pick Damian Lillard declared: “This man @TonyGaskins is too real. Y’all need to get up on him. He just changed my life. #realrap”

Harrison Barnes, Darius Johnson-Odom, Draymond Green, Jared Sullinger, Andre Drummond and Quincy Acy all tweeted similarly.

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He writes and speaks frequently about relationships, and “embracing manhood.” A recent book is called “Mrs. Right.” His 140,000-plus Twitter followers are mostly women, and he is a life coach to many of them.

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“Scaring them straight” is part of what Gaskins says he’s trying to do. And a surprising number of young players are eager to hear it.

“They see how the world is going,” he says. “They’re searching for something new. They don’t want to see their girl on ‘Basketball Wives’ running their name into the ground.”

What he preaches instead is that a player focus all his romantic effort on his high-school sweetheart, the woman he has always trusted most, taking the much more difficult, but ultimately more rewarding path of building a real marriage.

This is kind of silly being that most people don’t marry their high school sweethearts. Nothing wrong with it, it just isn’t what a lot of folks really end up doing. Also, it’s the fact that people around that age, married and single, have sex.

Instead of telling these young adults to not engage in sexy time unless they met in 10th grade history class, maybe they should give them some relevant advice:

  1. use condoms unless your married
  2. get a reputable business manager and accountant. And have them audit each other
  3. Get the uber app for your smartphone. when you go out, use it
  4. Money: 50% of your check is taxes. Save 15 to 25%, the rest is yours.
  5. don’t deal drugs.

 

These are maniacal ideologues, not staunch partisans

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Women everywhere, listen up. US Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) has something new facts to tell you about your genitals:

“First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare,” Akin told KTVI-TV in an interview posted Sunday. “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

Akin said that even in the worst-case scenario — when the supposed natural protections against unwanted pregnancy fail — abortion should still not be a legal option for the rape victim.

“Let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work, or something,” Akin said. “I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child.”

By Todd Akin’s (R-MO) logic there are over over 32K illegitimate rapes every year:

“The national rape-related pregnancy rate is 5.0% per rape among victims of reproductive age (aged 12 to 45); among adult women an estimated 32,101 pregnancies result from rape each year. “

Implicit in resident House GOP rapeologist (specialty rape legitimacy) statement is the idea : if a woman is pregnant after being raped, it’s because her lady vagina anti-rape force fields and photons didn’t activate because they were asking for it. That’s what your womb full of a rapist’s offspring tells you: it was meant to be!

FILE - In this file photo of Tuesday, April 5, 2011, Missouri Congressman Todd Akin, right, a conservative Republican currently running for the U.S. Senate, listens to House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, R-Wis., before a news conference on Ryan's budget agenda, on Capitol Hill in Washington. Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's campaign on Sunday, Aug. 19, 2012 said Romney and his running mate, Rep. Paul Ryan, disagree with Akin's comments that a woman's body "has ways" to prevent pregnancy after rape. Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul says Romney's administration would not oppose abortion in cases of rape. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

FILE – In this file photo of Tuesday, April 5, 2011, Missouri Congressman Todd Akin, right, a conservative Republican currently running for the U.S. Senate, listens to House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, R-Wis., before a news conference on Ryan’s budget agenda, on Capitol Hill in Washington. Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s campaign on Sunday, Aug. 19, 2012 said Romney and his running mate, Rep. Paul Ryan, disagree with Akin’s comments that a woman’s body “has ways” to prevent pregnancy after rape. Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul says Romney’s administration would not oppose abortion in cases of rape. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite, File)

“Legitimate Rape” is also known as “Forcible Rape” according to Reps. Paul Ryan and Todd Akin:

Earlier today, Missouri U.S. Senate candidate Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) claimed that “legitimate rape” does not often lead to pregnancy because “the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” This is not the first time the biologically challenged senate candidate tried to minimize the impact of rape. Last year, Akin joined with GOP vice presidential candidate Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) as two of the original co-sponsors of the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act,” a bill which, among other things, introduced the country to the bizarre term “forcible rape.”

Also, the press needs to stop tip toeing around and trying to explain away Akin’s fanaticism. Usually Ezra Klein has a great wonky, informative column, but this sentence regarding the evidence to support natural vagina anti-rape mechanisms shouldn’t even have been written:

The scientific evidence for this proposition is, unsurprisingly, shaky. Freind later backed off his theory about secretions, switching to an argument that rape would instead “delay, disrupt or prohibit ovulation by preventing the release of hormone-triggering factors.”

source: Rep. Todd Akin is wrong about rape and pregnancy, but he’s not alone.

It’s not shaky evidence, it’s utterly unproven garbage. There is no scientific evidence. Their isn’t any thing even approaching a study that confirms this.

Here’s Claire McCaskill on Morning Joe speaking about her race with Todd Akin:

Here is the President giving a press briefing today and speaking on Akin’s awful beliefs:
And what did Akin clarify today on Mike Huckabee’s radio show? He meant “forcible” rape, just like he and Paul Ryan talked about:
GOP congressman Todd Akin says he won’t end his campaign as Missouri’s Republican nominee for U.S. Senate. “I don’t know that I’m the only person in public office who has suffered from foot-in-mouth disease,” said Akin, who appeared on Mike Huckabee’s radio show. “There are so many good people in Missouri who nominated me,” Akin added. “I’m not a quitter, and my belief is that we’re going to take this thing forward.”Akin’s bottom-line? “Just because somebody makes a mistake doesn’t make them useless.”

Akin also told Huckabee he meant to say “forcible rape” instead of “legitimate rape.”

Fuck these guys and anyone who votes for them.

#TeaPartyInTiberias: “Free ball so hard the FBI wanna fine me! First Cantor gotta find me!”

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“Free ball so hard the FBI wanna fine me! First Cantor gotta find me!

What’s the Sea of Galilee to the Tea Party? Can you please remind me?”

Let’s play Jeopardy. The category? #TeaPartyInTiberias!

A: Tea Party Congressional Caucus Republicans on a trip led by Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor to Israel

Q: What do you call 30 or so male congressional colleagues who skinny dip with staffers after dinner in biblical holy waters while on an official trip sponsored by AIPAC?

The FBI has investigated GOP freshman lawmakers who took a booze-fueled late-night swim in the Sea of Galilee — one of them completely in the buff.
The website Politico named six Republican congressmen, including Staten Island Rep. Michael Grimm, who participated in the Holy Land shenanigans. But the website said up to 20 lawmakers and senior aides were in on the hijinks.

But Rep. Kevin Yoder (R-Kan.) admitted that he took off all his clothes and dived into the sea that the Bible says Jesus walked on.
The incident took place on Aug. 18, 2011, during a fact-finding mission to Israel headed by House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.).

Also, leave to House Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor to be redundant and behind the curve:

Politico reported that Rep. Steve Southerland of Florida and his 19-year-old daughter also took part in the late-night dip in the holy waters. Also named was upstate Rep. Tom Reed as taking part in the swim.
The incident left Cantor livid and prompted him to give his colleagues a dressing-down

Silly Majority Leader Cantor, they were already dressed down, dummy! You’re all wet! Er, rather, they were all wet with these folks:

Rep. Steve Southerland (R-Fla.) and his daughter; Rep. Tom Reed (R-N.Y.) and his wife; Reps. Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.), Jeff Denham (R-Calif.) and Michael Grimm (R-N.Y)

Is this how Ben Quayle unwinds after working so hard to “knock the hell out of Washington” (whoever that is)?Also, Remember the big deal with Jon Favreau?. Favreau was on his spare time when he was kicking it without a shirt and it was representative of the Obama White House’s “amateurism”. These idiots were on an official trip in Israel and decided to treat a holy site like the hot tub at a Sandals Resort.

Well we know this: Tampa, get ready! 30 wild and crazy guys and 10 of thousands of their closest friends are on their way!

Phillies…not much to say

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The season was over a while ago, but I don’t think our future is ruined. I’m sad to see Victorino walk and Pence was a good a rented player as any, but we have to find some way to replenish the squad going into next year. No matter what Rueben Amaro, Jr. says, that’s what he is doing: building for 2013.

I think Ryan Howard will be fine. Some folks are concerned, but the thing about Achilles ruptures is that they take away your explosiveness and they have to be rebuilt. The fact that he is back playing at all is pretty good sign especially after he had additional complications.

We’re taking longer looks at Dominic Brown and John Mayberry this year and beyond that, the search for the bullpen is on.
Off the top of my I head, I am guessing that the two biggest drop offs from the Championship year (’08) and NL Pennant year (’09) are: fielding and the bullpen. Off yeas for starters happen, but Roy Halladay is dinged up and Cliff Lee has always had weird funks. I think we should be pleased to have them along with Worley heading into next season.

The season’s stunk so far, but it ain’t that awful, as long as it isn’t the new normal.

Never a cold case

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It’s well known that in many developing countries with autocratic regimes, they treasuries are used as slush funds for dictators:

The thing is, we can only point to these details because SCB and HSBC, because of Lawsky and Levin’s efforts, have undergone more transparency than all the other banks helping dictators strip their country’s wealth. Regulators apparently want to keep us from knowing how much purportedly respectable banks help these dictators to shore up their own power and loot their countries. Moreover, they only want to penalize these banks for a tiny fraction of the business they do with these dictators even after they’ve been sanctioned.

source: You Don’t Suppose All These Dictators Have Been Looting with SCB’s and HSBC’s Help? | emptywheel.

It isn’t just the guy at the top, a lot of these celebrated “defectors” and the like during these conflicts are guys who see everything crumbling and want to be on the winning side so they can stay winning. Also, we always hear about what a bear regulation is, but we never hear how it helps to litigate or wind down financial institutions like MF Global, because it doesn’t:

After 10 months of stitching together evidence on the firm’s demise, criminal investigators are concluding that chaos and porous risk controls at the firm, rather than fraud, allowed the money to disappear, according to people involved in the case.

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In the most telling indication yet that the MF Global investigation is winding down, federal authorities are seeking to interview the former chief of the firm, Jon S. Corzine, next month, according to the people involved in the case. Authorities hope that Mr. Corzine, who is expected to accept the invitation, will shed light on the actions of other employees at MF Global.

source: No Criminal Case Is Likely in Loss at MF Global – NYTimes.com.

I don’t really know what to say, but it seems to me if you say “I’m professionally responsible” for something, and you let that something be stolen or taken, you should be penalized for it. I understand the argument is “we don’t know where the money is”, but they should know where the money is. It’s their job. If you are a Professional Engineer and you design a building or bridge and it collapses shortly after it’s construction, you suffer criminal penalties and a permanent professional accreditation revocation because you are the person who signed off on the plans. If you run a business for customers to invest money and money disappears, you get to have a nice conversation. I’m not saying investors should never lose money, but you the burden should be on the professional who issues the prospectus to clients. In addition, maybe the SEC should hold onto some documents:

Under a deal the SEC worked out with the National Archives and Records Administration, all of the agency’s records – “including case files relating to preliminary investigations” – are supposed to be maintained for at least 25 years. But the SEC, using history-altering practices that for once actually deserve the overused and usually hysterical term “Orwellian,” devised an elaborate and possibly illegal system under which staffers were directed to dispose of the documents from any preliminary inquiry that did not receive approval from senior staff to become a full-blown, formal investigation. Amazingly, the wholesale destruction of the cases – known as MUIs, or “Matters Under Inquiry” – was not something done on the sly, in secret. The enforcement division of the SEC even spelled out the procedure in writing, on the commission’s internal website. “After you have closed a MUI that has not become an investigation,” the site advised staffers, “you should dispose of any documents obtained in connection with the MUI.”

Many of the destroyed files involved companies and individuals who would later play prominent roles in the economic meltdown of 2008. Two MUIs involving con artist Bernie Madoff vanished. So did a 2002 inquiry into financial fraud at Lehman Brothers, as well as a 2005 case of insider trading at the same soon-to-be-bankrupt bank. A 2009 preliminary investigation of insider trading by Goldman Sachs was deleted, along with records for at least three cases involving the infamous hedge fund SAC Capital.

source: Is the SEC Covering Up Wall Street Crimes? | Politics News | Rolling Stone.

Go outside…please

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Tomorrow, we should go outside because 40% of us adults haven’t walked for ten minutes in a week:

There’s a new report out from the Centers for Disease Control that finds nearly 40 percent of American adults had not walked for a ten-minute period in the previous seven days. Yikes.

source: Walking Rates in America Improve, Still Pitiful | Streetsblog.net.

It’s really different phenomena these days. Or at least it seems to be. The deal was summer time in the 80’s when I was a kid and into my teens going to the early 90’s we would go outside and play pick up anything. All the time. Ride bikes or just go get into some kind of trouble. I know I live in downtown Philly, but you can go to basketball courts, baseball and football fields (nearest to me is this one) and find them largely empty all summer.

We (voters) often have a big problem with our mayors proposing cuts to libraries, pools, and parks because we want these things to be available for children today. We (communities) have a big problem getting people, especially young people, to go out and use them. Part of that is walking, exercising and play habits that may be getting worse generation by generation. It’s especially bad for young girls of color.

No clue what to do except to go outside.

 

Paul Ryan’s budget privatizes it all

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Ezra Klein breaks down what Paul Ryan is really about:

But the real north star of Ryan’s policy record isn’t deficits or spending, though he often uses those concerns in service of his agenda. It’s radically reforming the way the federal government provides public services, usually by privatizing or devolving those public services away from the federal government.

source: Paul Ryan isn’t a deficit hawk. He’s a conservative reformer.

Spending less, spending later or paying to private enterprise has an additional cost. When it comes to medicare, medicaid, education, infrastructure and defense spending: We can either invest and raise revenue now, or repair later and have to raise more revenue to pay for that repair.

Setting yourself up to be kneecapped

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It’s rich to see these guys complain about their parties M.O. now that Republican scorched earth tactics have been turned on them:

Senate President Steve Morris (R-Hugoton), who lost his own seat to state Rep. Larry Powell in the primary, confirmed that internal polls showed moderate Republicans in the lead until roughly three weeks ago when a series of conservative groups launched radio and television attack ads on moderates, tying them to President Barack Obama and claiming they supported Obamacare. Seventeen out of 22 moderate Republican Senate candidates were defeated Tuesday, a culmination of a bitter GOP war that has engulfed the state since 2011.

“They tried to tie our folks to President Obama even though we had nothing to do with him,” Morris told HuffPost. “They said we all supported Obamacare and that’s not true. It’s effective. The campaigns we did were positive and informational. The campaigns against us were very nasty. Evidently negative campaigning must work.”

source: Steve Morris, Kansas Senate President, Blames Moderates’ Defeat On Conservative Attack Ads

These so called “moderates” don’t understand, the Koch Brothers, Adelson and others want their people in office, not their party in office. In supporting the Tea Baggers they helped to forge the knives driven into their back by those in the farthest right wing of their party.

Planet Funny Money

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In early 2009, just a few months after Planet Money was launched, NPR announced it had secured Ally Bank (formerly GMAC) as the show’s exclusive sponsor. It was an unusual setup for NPR, and unusual (and highly dubious) for anything that called itself journalism, because it meant that a major troubled financial institution was the only source of money for a news program about finance. At the time that the unusual agreement was signed, Planet Money was the only NPR program underwritten by a single exclusive sponsor. The arrangement raised eyebrows and would have been unthinkable before the crisis—but even by post-crisis funding arrangements, Planet Money’s deal with Ally Bank stood out as such an obvious violation of basic journalism standards that even Ad Age, the advertising industry’s trade publication, was taken aback by the “close alignment of message and news program.”

source: Adam Davidson’s Journalistic Corruption: NPR Host Boosts for Wall Street, While Taking Undisclosed Banking Money.

Somebody told me…

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Mitt Romney is a liar and is running a liar’s campaign. Not some of the time lies, all of the time lies. Blatant lies. White lies. Lies of omission, magnitude, self delusion. So many lies, the MSM is just saying: this is what he does and then just basically letting them be retold everywhere without challenging any of them.

And then you’ve got Harry Reid fucking with their core business model–that anonymous sources are especially reliable.

source: Eschaton: Liars!.

I hear Joe Scarborough and his brunch bunch either say or agree with an anonymously sourced statement like this quite often. Remember Game Change?

For Game Change, authors John Heilemann and Mark Halperin followed a now-familiar technique. They interviewed more than 200 people involved in the 2008 campaign on “deep background,” meaning — as they put — “we agreed not to identify the subjects as sources in any way.”

Instead, the authors weaved information, anecdotes, and quotes from these talks into a narrative designed to read like a novel. It’s an approach Woodward has perfected over the years. It’s also a reason these revelations tend to appear in books rather than newspapers and magazines, which generally have stricter sourcing rules.

source: Obama, Reid, and the (latest) Washington book frenzy.

Joe Privately talked to 7 Dems in 2010

Joe Privately talked to Dems in 2011:

This happens on Morning Joe and cable news all the time. It’s the same thing Harry Reid is doing: quoting an anonymous source, who may or may not exist, on some animus that may or may not become a problem. Then there is a demand that someone in the Obama White House has to do something, anything to deal with the concerns of a phalanx of “anonymous” Democrats who talk to Scarborough all the time when cameras are off.

Reid is just hammering the box that Romney put himself in with the same bat the main stream media uses all the time. Harry Reid has got them all screwed up because when they turn and use the same exact device to spread rumors, they are doing just what Reid did. When they run around crying around anonymous sources and yet they don’t give Bob Woodward “4 Pinocchios ” for his heavily anonymously sourced books they expose themselves as bouncers on a velvet rope. You’re either on their list or your not. Nothing to do with what kind of reporting is actually done and what kind of supporting facts are presented with your reporting.